CELL BLOCK TANGO

Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, Samcedes

Glee had it coming
Glee had it coming
Glee only had itself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

You know how producers
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Ryan.
Ryan liked to ship Finchel.
No, not ship STAN.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I just want to watch my OTP
and there’s Ryan writing
bad scripts, producing the show
and shippin’. No, not shippin’.
Stannin’. So, I said to him,
I said, “Ryan, you stan that
Finchel one more time…”
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots… 
…into his head.

Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a good show
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, Samcedes

Now, I’m sitting in the living room
preparing to watch television after dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my jailer Glee,
in a jealous rage.
“You been watching other shows,”
Glee says. Glee was crazy
and Glee kept screamin’,
“You been watching other shows.”
And then Glee ran into my knife.
Glee ran into my knife ten times!

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Glee had it comin’ 
Glee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
All along
‘Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us 
That we were wrong?

(Fuente: raelsun, vía leeminkyo)